February 2012
11 posts
poptarts for breakfast.
i hate tumblr: figured this should be immortalised... →
thatwasajokedarling:
Huggy Bar: WE CUT THE LEGS OFF OF OUR PANTS Psyduck: THREW OUR SHOES INTO THE OCEAN Huggy Bar: SIT BACK AND WAIT THROUGH THE DAYLIGHT Psyduck: SIT BACK AND WAIT THROUGH THE DAYLIGHT Huggy Bar: SLIP AND SLIDE ON SUBWAY GRATES Psyduck: THESE SHOES ARE POOR MANS ICE SKATES Huggy Bar: FALL THROUGH…
the elderly piss me off more than i’d like to admit.
most of ‘how to save a life’ really sucks. it’s amazing how many people know none of the words to the verses. i don’t blame them
oh hey facebook
happy TUESDAY guys hahaha im such a wit valentines day is just a way for companies to make money (but christmas and halloween are fine haha) fuck love i sure wish i wasn’t alone though lol lol
typical daily mail headline
jesusjack:
An asylum-seeking, DEGENERATE, liberal, feminist, Muslim, satanic heavy metal-worshipping, paedophile has continued to terrorise a quiet community of law-abiding, white, middle-class protestants today. Perhaps one just like YOURS!
every time you post a ‘depressed’ facebook status, all of your family lose one year of their life
January 2012
8 posts
like if you wish cancer didn't exist :'(((((((
look okay, cancer is really bad, but just because your entire friends list didn’t like your status doesn’t mean they’re relishing in the tumours of millions. noone likes cancer what the fuck is wrong with you
hometown sausage jamboree
just because your parents let you stay up past midnight doesn’t mean you have insomnia, kids
December 2011
2 posts
if i was a girl and i got makeup for christmas id be so pissed off
why is everyone so stupid apart from me
November 2011
19 posts
ten silver spoons coming after me.
stop making me smile you cunt
why spoil children in need with all these pictures of kids
stop the us congress from censoring the internet. thanks.
http://americancensorship.org/
Anonymous asked: OHAII LOSER FACE.
itsnotatinyguitar asked: your icon picture. lmfaoooo! i can't even tell you how long i just sat here laughing. too good.
children in need
thousands of children are starving to death
LOL LOOK HOW SILLY ANT AND DEC ARE BEING ON TV
dark side of the moon is so iconic omg my uniquity is beyond compare wat who the fuck are pink floyd lol
sarcastic lols are the most unattractive thing i’ve ever seen, i don’t think i could fit the amount of DO NOT WANT i feel on the entirety of tumblr
INTO THE SEA, YOU AND ME
are there really people who consciously unfollow people? i mean, i follow about 200 people so i don’t have the time to sift through who posts shit and who doesn’t. it’s tumblr - don’t expect life-changing stuff here.
thenotveryinteresting:
i honestly could not say i give a shit if some muslim ”””extremists””’ burn poppies tommorow.
its not like they’re causing any harm.
i really hope one of the simpsons voice actors dies so they have to struggle trying to explain why lisa now has the voice of a black man or why bart suddenly died
deadmau5 is just awful he makes me feel like my ears are depressurising
sometimes people update their facebook with ‘stretching mah ears to a _’ or ‘can’t wait to get my new plugs today’ and i’m just like
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
getting a new cat soon, give me name ideas?
Anonymous asked: are you a guy or a girl?
Anonymous asked: Yes, yes we do. MW3 :D
people don’t really intend on buying ANOTHER call of duty game, do they?
October 2011
35 posts
saw alice cooper yesterday
he somehow cut ‘another brick in the wall’ into ‘schools out’
i have never been closer to tears in my life. it was perfect <3
queenofsl0ths asked: CHRIS YOU MUDDA-
Anonymous asked: ur racist whats ur fucking deal? "Becoming self aware?" BITCH GO CUT URSELF AND DIE.
Anonymous asked: omg, miley cyrus gave a million dollar. just over 50 million more dollars. :( shes such a good person omg.
my-darling-ducklings asked: omg I died when I saw your comment about Miley Cyrus. hahahahahahaha
ijmgubinm asked: your comment was perfect omg
limabeansoup asked: That awkward moment when I'm like the 4575456th person to commend you on a funny comment...
tofixtheshadows asked: I don't see /you/ building a school in Haiti, you insensitive jerk. ):
livelaughhopelove asked: I thought your comment was funny XD I guess i'm a bad person?
evacuations asked: ''she gave her time and soul''... soul... soul... CONLUSION: MILEY CYRUS HAS NO SOUL